Preteen Eveleena. Verging on puberty. Awkward as hell. Glitter-loving tomboy girlchild from a broken home. Messy and running with a rough crowd. [confession time: In 4th grade, this girl named Erica peer-pressured me into stealing. I stole a Hello Kitty 4x4inch little pillow from this other girl’s house. I went home and cried my eyes out and then called the girl’s mom and confessed to...
indersmus3 asked: Hi ivy! Love your blog :) I'm currently seeing this girl.. First girl I've ever dated.. And I'm about 90 percent sure I don't like boys at all.. I'm really stuck on her but idk if its because she's the first or because I really like her. Not to mention she thinks that im probably still straight and its just her that i like. its all very confusing.. How do I navigate...
Anonymous asked: how do you let girls know your also interested in girls too or lesbian? Im also a femme like you and like other femmes so is there something you do or hints u give?
To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible...
It is a brave and stupid thing, a beautiful thing,...
–Andrew Sean Greer, The Confessions of Max Tivoli
sex on fire…
Sirs, calm down with your cuteness. It’s gross and makes me want to have a baker’s dozen of you. And having that many cats is not going to help me get laid.
It’s places like this that make falling in love seem so effortless.
So I'll put my faith in something unknown...
2013- the year of rough beginnings but blissful endings. You guys, I’m not gonna lie - I was getting a little worried for a second there. I had such high hopes and lofty fantasies about what 2013 would be like, how I’d kick so much ass on my goals, and how I’d be off on unicorn adventures on a daily basis. But the first two months of 2013 were total dream crushers. I was...
Anonymous asked: I would like to write an invitation, discussing a pursuit I would like you to play.. Will you accept?
Didja miss me?? It’s been a while since I’ve felt like writing about my world, and I’ve definitely been on a hiatus of sorts. My apologies to those who have missed me and my shenanigans! But I’m back, in full-force. Get ready! February came and went, and so did my relationship. That month was full of some really wonderful moments and a lot of no-so-wonderful moments...
Be back soon...
This man knows what’s up.
You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how...
Anonymous asked: I wanna go to Starbucks with you and drink endless amounts of green tea and pick your brain ☺
eggrolllpringle asked: So I've been following you for a while and love your blog. I went to Rev for the first time last night and totally fan girled when I saw you, lol. Your energy and presence are beautiful and i just wanted to let you know. Keep killing it girl!
Please, pretty please...
If I buy this ^ costume, will someone dress up as Peter Griffin and then we can just wander around town, getting into fights? For. the. win.
Anonymous asked: What do I do when I see the person I like make the same mistake? They already know how I feel about them, so I'm afraid that makes them think I'm just being jealous. But I really care for her. I hate the way people treat her sometimes, and I wish that I could make her life better. She doesn't feel the same about me though... I've considered moving. In addition to this, there...
Me in action with a dirty little tune to back it...
"You gave me a book as a gift a few years ago,...
-part of an email my dad sent me the other day. ^ and that’s pretty much how reading it made me feel. :) Good timing, pops!
Anonymous asked: what song means more to u than anyone knows?
Stuck between a rock and a hard place.
But I’m just determined to be happy. Because nothing is worth it if you’re not happy. Can I get an amen??
I sometimes wonder if a serial killer is hiding in my house, but then when he hears me talking to my cats when I come home, decides that he’s not going to kill me. And then I realize that I’m closing in on my new permanent residence in crazy cat lady land faster than I’d originally thought. ha
Anonymous asked: would u ever have a one night stand?
holy whoa. So the past week and a half has been intense, to say the least. From shows to sushi to sweating to superheroes to sweet baby Jesus in a jam jar, things have just been a big ol’ ball of wow. Let’s chat. My personal life has been bananas lately, but my life on the road even more so. I took a little trip to Jacksonville at the beginning of the month to do a show with the...
Well, now, this is an interesting plot twist…